Friday, July 11, 2008

good one! hiks hiks

A British airways flight was going to Teheran from London . When it gets close to Teheran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Teheran airport and asks for help:

"Teheran, this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?"
"flight 000, dis iz tehran felight contorol, go ahead"
"teheran , this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"dis iz tehran , vat kind of peroblem?"
"this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"
"dis iz tehran , I reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?"
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz tehran , can you get emergency power to your engines?"
"this is flight 000, negative, no power is available"
"dis iz tehran , can you peleez bering your altitude to 20,000 feet?"
"this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"dis iz tehran , can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"
"this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"
"dis iz tehran , would you peleez repeet thez words after me"
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz Tehran , repeat thez words peleez: Ashado ala elahailallah wa ashado an Mohammadan rasul Allah"

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