Thursday, February 28, 2008

what woman wants

A woman wants nothing! But merely everything… once you sign the deal.. (ehem the day you confess the four letter word) then its over!!! The four letter words constitute a binding contract between you and your other half (in this case – the-soon-to-be-most-annoying-person-in-the-whole-universe)…

It’s the unwritten law of being the THE BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND err whichever comes first...

Here it goes…

1. Thou shall not forget to repeat the FOUR letter word... And thou shall practise saying it whole heartedly since the LADY is somehow are born with sixth seventh eighth senses!!

2. Thou shall accept the fact that the Lady’s mind has its own partition to commitment… no matter how busy she was… the over-rated statement of ‘I too have other commitment--- but I never forget about ours’

3. Thou shall listens or pretend to listen in a way that the LADY will notice and accept the behaviour as you sincere gesture… again this falls under law no. 2 never underestimate the Lady’s gift... POWER TO READ SOMEONES HEAD, HEART and MOTION…

4. The Lady’s Assumptions are the real thing (soon to be or maybe)….

5 . Thou shall not say ‘I don’t need to call you every now n then.. I am at the usual place doing the same thing!’… The LADY… treats everyday as special as can be…

6. thou shall accept the fact that a conversation about a topic can last for weeks.. The LADY will try to find peace with the only answer she wants to hear… so a conversation may took place again and again… with a different point of view… voice tone or even how many times she bats her eyes during the discussion!

Well the list goes on and on… but to love a woman is an adventure of a life time…. Aha! The mood changes in split second… women epitome of schizophrenic community!

And how hard one tries to be the world coolest Girlfriend/Wife… the symptoms of being annoying is very hard to defy…. Ahaks… i love to be in love… and to loved…

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